Celebrating!

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant,
and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her
drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

Yes," sighs the husband, "she's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"




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LAUGH! LOL! 2 in a Hospital

From: Pat Crosby


2 in a Hospitl


Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each
other
outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little nervous."


The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they
give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."


The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck buddy, I had that done
when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."




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LAUGH! LOL! LICENSE TO PILL! Anti-drug video cartoon

From: Pat Crosby


LAUGH! LOL! LICENSE TO PILL! Anti-drug video cartoon


From: The Office of Pat Crosby





Licensed to Pill video. Lots of fun :)


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