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PS: Feel free to forward this post!

The world NEEDS chocolate chip diet veggies!




What Can I Eat?

Can't eat beef, mad cow...

Can't eat chicken, bird flu...

Can't eat eggs, Salmonella...

Can't eat pork, fears that bird flu will infect piggies...

Can't eat fish, heavy metals in the
waters has poisoned their meat...

Can't eat fruits and veggies, insecticides and herbicides...

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MM MMMMMMMM...


I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!! :)))))))))))


Chocolate is a Vegetable

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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.


Bean = vegetable.

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Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

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Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.

Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

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To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk,
which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

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Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, strawberries & chocolate chip cookies all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.



Remember - - -

"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"


Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.


Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.


(If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.)


"That's why I had to pass this on - - - - - I didn't want to risk it."


LOL !!!




GET YOUR CHOCOLATE STRESS RELIEF VEGETABLES HERE!








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Of course, anyone knows that it is impossible to play a symphonic work with just three strings. I know that, and you know that, but that night Itzhak Perlman refused to know that....








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